Hey kids, it’s Gabriel again. Lots of email now complaining about the site being “too white.” Hey, it’s no whiter than the rest of the internet. Relax. Can’t make everyone happy.

Next up: “Where did my confession go?” It went to the end of the queue. Yeah, the end. There are thousands of new submissions, all the time, so they’re lined up first come first serve.

There’s also a lot of: “Why can’t I submit a confession?” Probably because you’re using Internet Explorer. I don’t have a way to run Internet Explorer, and it’s a shit browser anyway. Try Firefox, Safari, or Chrome. Or if you’re handy, email me the fix and I’ll roll it out, ASAP.

And of course: “Your search sucks.” Yeah, it totally sucks. Basically, this site runs at a loss, and it would cost money to improve search.

Finally: “Bring back comments! I have really important things to say!” I know, I know, I know, I know. No.

Keep that email coming!