I fucking hate you so much right now. We are around the same age and we could be so good together. We love the same music, films and our jobs pretty much cross all the fucking time.
But for some reason you choose to hook up with 60 year old white guys who are either fat, balding or creepy who just want a token asian toy boy and you leave me finishing off my drinks on my own. Sorry dude, you dont know how much you’re missing out.