I’m married to a cheating money suck who won’t do the decent thing and just die already. You should have seen her face when I told her I was filing for divorce and that she’d probably spend the rest of her miserable life sucking some nigger’s dick for a place to live.
I would say it’s all she’s good for, if only she were good at it.
Your best friend…now there’s a girl who can suck a dick.