I was being tailgated the other day by someone with an expensive car (it had 4 headlights). I was even speeding (50 in a 45) at the time.
In retaliation for the tailgating, I tossed my cigarette butt out the window and said “Oh yeah? eat this!”
A few seconds later, the car flashes its brights and backs off my ass. At a red light, the car pulls next to me (I was turning left) and the driver began yelling at me.
Apparently, my cigarette butt made it into his “fucking” car! I tried to apologize, but he was too angry. In reality, it served the douche right, and knowing that I actually hit my mark made my day!