last night i jumped on stage during an open mic to start rapping only to find out the mic i picked up was turned off and the band was done playing. so i looked like a drunken fool which i was. i then proceeded to push some of my friend’s around leading to me getting kicked out of the bar, so i had some choice words and got punched in the face by a bouncer in front of a bunch of high school classmates i hadn’t seen in a real long time. then i got driven home and ended up pissing my bed while i was sleeping.
