I don’t like asses. I just…don’t. Maybe it’s cause I got mooned at the movie theater a few months ago. Ew. It was this HUGE FAT WHITE ASS STICKING OUT OF SOME GODDAMN BLACK SUV that went around twice. x.X
…I don’t tell anyone that because everyone seems to like asses more than…whatever…nowadays. I’m afraid to have sex with my boyfriend because I don’t wanna see his ass…
…I’m a loser, aren’t I?