Yesterday there was a deer in my yard and I imagined that it was michael moore. I took my dads m4 and shot its neck from my porch. It fell but i could tell it was alive. I shot its head and blood spewed about 6 inches high for about 30 seconds. I got gloves on and dragged it far into the woods so I wouldnt have to smell it. I actually forgot that it was a deer and thought i was dragging michael moore. I guess it was because it was so heavy and gross looking.
