i used to hump poles when i was little,5–8 years old, and i never understood why it felt so good down there after a while. i talked to my friends about it and some actually knew what i was talking about… which surprises me to this day.
i have a parakeet and i suddenly had the urge to perch it on my dick. it didn’t seem to notice what it was standing on. i didn’t enjoy it or anything, it was just personally humorous. i think itd be funny if i took a picture and sent it in to some site or something.
i think youre all just a part of me and that you wouldnt really exist without me