Several confessions
1) I hate how my short hair somehow determines my sexuality/ femininity. Really!? Short hair= I eat pussy? Since when!? I have short hair, pink isn’t my favortite color, and I don’t demeen myself the way my friends do just so I can get a boyfriend- that doesn’t make me a lesbian. I don’t like having long hair because it’s thick and even though I use residue free products it’s still oily. When my hair is long it looks like buttered noodles. Honestly, I’d rather look like a gay stereotype than a straight person with crap hygiene.
2)Mom, please, no more Charlie Sheen. I could care less. I don’t care about celebrities or their weird habits. Stop asking me my opinion about so-and-so’s relationship w/ what’s-her-face or if I think who’s-it is taking drugs. I so don’t care.
3) I think my best friend is an idiot for using a patch you put on your skin to help her lose weight. She’s says she’s losing weight, but I’m pretty sure it’s water weight and that can be gained back quicker than it was lost. I can’t believe she thinks it’ll work. I think it shows poor initiative and laziness (She won’t excercise, she makes crappy choices when it comes to eating and she overeats).